So, this game starts out with a short story and then continues with the story teller saying:
Fortunately (insert event here)

Then the next person says:
Unfortunately (insert comment here)

Then a new person chimes in each time by just adding the line Fortunately or Unfortunately (depending on which turn it is), and it keeps going like that.....for...e....ver.

I'll start.




There was a soldier alone on the battlefield. Before him stood an Army of warriors armed to the teeth with blue steeled rifles all trained on him....

Fortunately, the soldier had a trick up his sleeve...

Undotanatly though it was but a mere card trick

Fortunately, card tricks is what the enemy failed to train for, and it cost them dearly.

unfortunately the solider did not see a tank coming

Fortunately, the tank ran out of fuel...

unfortunately, he had already called for air support

fortunately, the air support arrived in the form of 3 hot female defectors, ready to switch sides and experience the american way of life.

Unfortunately they all had big hands and adams apples










and beards

fortunatly you were looking at the wrong women

Unfortunately Due to not being noticed they dicide to leave the fight and continue there careers as nuro-surgeons

Fortunately the girls had some twin's and they joined his side.

Unfortunately, the lone soldier tripped, fired his rifle by mistake, and decapitated two of the three twins...

fortunatelly the twin left was very happy because their brothers died, and gave to the soldier a fortune

unfortunatly it's a fortune in kip ( it's a strange kind of coin used on some island, 1 euro= 200.000 kip )

so he only got 5 euro. wich he lost in a game of poker

Fortunately, he utilized the same card trick that was used to best the Army, and won a lifetime supply of chunky peanut butter and dill pickles.

Unfortanatly the peanut butter was out of date and he didn't have any money to buy mote

Fortunately the dill pickles weren't so he happily crunched on them for many months to come.

unfortunately the large amount of pickle consumed caused a acid imbalance and a whole in his stomach slowly starts to form

fortunatly he was cured from a nearby plant

Unfortanatly the plant was actually a man in a plant costume and caused indigestion

fortunately the indigestion wasent severe

Unfortantly the man he ate had a cold and gave the soilders a fever

fortunately the soldier recovered quikly

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unfortunately he was wounded by a bullet

fortunately he had thing to help him