fortunatly the decomposing alien matter mixed with a freak month long rain storm created the perfect enviroment for the birth and rise of the button mushroom people, who genetic memory passed down from the pod aliens gave them a uncontrollable urge to kill all of mankind

unfortunately, they were asian and loved eating rolls, so they died.

fortunatly the rolls were infected by a virus, about a hour after death they turned into zombies

Unfortunately a group of zombie hunting aliens were in the galaxy at the time, tracked them down, and wiped them out with LAZ0RZ!

Fortanatly the lasers were flowers and everyone was happy

unfortunately, only hippies love flowers...

Fortunately, the galaxy was at peace once again.....

unfortunatly the peace was complete niple takover

fourtunatly The supreme bieng had been watching over his people with disgust he pushes the galaxy reset button

unfortunately, the reset button was broke

fortunatly having up to 10 back ups and a whole galaxy of repair men was just part of the supreme beings nature and it was soon fixed

unfortunately, the repair man was a nazi satanist and rigged the reset button to reset the supreme being

fortunately, the repair man wasent very good so the button broke

unfortunatly the malfunction caused a tear in the space time continum, reseting time itself...............................There was a soldier alone on the battlefield. Before him stood an Army of warriors armed to the teeth with blue steeled rifles all trained on him....

Fortunately, the soldier had a trick up his sleeve...

Unfortunately, it was only deodorant.

Fortunately the deodorant was lethal

unfortunatly it was only lethal with in a 1m radius so the shot him in the head from a distance

Fortunately, there was a medic on the scene to revive him.

unfortunatly trying to treat a major gunshot wound to the face was a little bit to much for his skill level.

Fortunately he was able to hold off the enemy soldiers' forces until evac arrived. ETA 5 Minutes

unfoutunatly evac arrives but due to a strange shift in the time shift continuem 30 mins ago, the chooper land 20 miles away

Fortunately, although the soldier is dead the medic gathers supplies from the now abandoned camp and heads out towards the LZ.

unfortunatly its the day of the superbowl (cowboy vs Vikings) and they just couldnt wait

Fortunately the Medic had been in several years of Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts so he was a survivalist. He was heading West to a camp he knew was stationed there.

unfortunatly he had forgotten about the enemy that now had him fully surrounded