I walk up the hill, make friends with you, wait until you fall asleep, then slit your throat.

my hill

Makes a mountain.

I claim the mountain. I win.

well liam isnt here anymore so it's bipolar's tree his hill... for now

i laugh at you and you become blind. you fall off the hill right in the snake pit and die

my hill

Your parents won't let you play on the hill anymore because of bad grades.
My hill!

I make a meteor come from space and kill you.
My hill.

I'm superman, and i swing the the meteor back into space
my hill

Walks up the hill with kryptonite and pushes superman off.
My hill

i'm underdog (see movie "underdog") and superbark you off the hill my hill

I am overdog, somehow, I win...

my hill!

I did throw some poisoned dogfood on the hill and al dogs, underdogs, overdogs, ... die :p
my hill

I make you eat some of that poison dog food. You die too. My hill.

I jump in to my Mitsubishi Eclipse and race you and win

MY HILL

You think i ate it but actually i ate a chocolate cake, now i turn into super sonic and race you but since i am faster then the speed of sound i win.

the hill was the stake, caus eit was unfair that you all took it from me without the fact i was dead.

still my hill!!!!

I am somehow faster than the speed of light (1 million times faster than sound waves).
My hill.

After 20 days, everyone seems to have left to I return to hill and bring my private army of... CHUCK NORRIS CLONES!!!! who have been being trained by the original Chuck Norris. They then proceed to make encase the whole hill in a titanium dome, thus protecting it from any sort of attacks, with the only entrance being protected by a dozen chuck norrises(Norrii? Norris? gaggle of Norris? XD) . All of the people on the hill are also armed with the new XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System.

I bet nobody can take control of the hill now
My hill

i am chuck norris
they obey me
my hill

Since you trained them, they are you, and nobody controls Chuck Norris, so they all attacked and killed you.

Chuck Norriss' hill?!?!

Do I get a reward for holding on to the hill for 20 days?

I eat all the Chuck Noriseseses. My hill.

XD You get a cookie as your reward, BUT ITS A TRAP!!! the cookie is full of a laxative, so the chuck norriseseseseseseseseseseseseseseses(es) escape and kill you. As a thankyou for freeing them, they promise to go a year without killing me.

My Hill... For now

I spilled some acid on the hill. You dissolve.

My dead body owns the hill.

i kick your dead body off the hill
my hill

I kick your living body off the hill, my hill

i get the guys in my sig to kill u
my hill

I get the guy in the first part of my sig to ride my dragon onto the hill and start attacking you, while the guy in the second sneaks up behind you with the knife in the third, throws the dead guy in front of you and then he stabs you when you go to investigate. XD my sig attack wins!

My hill

super peanut teleports from this site and kick your butts of the hill for me.

my hill once again