my body parts fly into your faces and make you all puke


my hill

DOCTEROCTAGONAPUS. BLAAAAAAGH

OH YEH WELL I GET CHARLE from CHARLE BIT ME ON YOUTUBE AND HE BITES U ALL


MY HILLLLLLLL

HEAVY WEAPONS GUY! my hill

I give a gas mask to Junior and myself, i then proceed to carpet the hill with anthrax via a low flying plane.

After i gas the area i land and proceed to shoot everyone in the face with a pistol.

Then Junior and I pile up the bodies and burn them.

Our hill.

Also in preparation of some bizarre thing you guys will think of to loophole out of this i strap each of your bodies with C4 that will go off if touched or even looked at.

I get lmaonade and share it with everyone, but secretly lace it with cyanide. My Hill!

How can you your dead? But anyway im Rasputin sooooo yeah.

Our hill.

Me and Junior are a pro team!

ALLAH ACKBAR!! sucides bombs you and junior and jeffay, killing us all in a firebomb

Does a barrel roll out of the way, then drags Junior to safety.

Our hill.

i Wait 5 seonds and respawn far away (THATS BATTLEFIELD 4 U)

AND NUKE ALL OF YOU EXEPT DUCK WHO RESPAWNED NEXT TO ME


OUR HILL

God grabs the Nuke and throws it back at you.

Our hill.

Im a ginger (true fact) we have 9 lives, so I eat your souls and watch you wither in pain, MY HILLLLL!!

My god throws it back to you

(im jewish in real life)

HAHA

MY HILL

-Brings Leeroy Jenkins, Chuck Norris, Godzilla, and all the characters from Kick-***-

I R OWN ALL UR BASES

MY HILL

-big fight ensues between my people and everyone else-

PEWPEWPEW

SCHOOP DA WHOOP kills your entire force. my hill

I go Stuka style on you and dive bomb everyone, while Junior rolls in with a Tiger and finishes off any survivors.

I then send the hill to the center of the earth where it melts.

Our hill!

CHARIZARD I CHOOSE YOU!!!.....Jk, pikachu get out there x3

I ALSO SUMMON DR HAX.

-dr hax yells out HAAAAXXXXX and throws computers at everyone-

MY HILL.

Om nom nom nom nom nom!

Our hill!

I order punkbuster to kick you MY HILL

bombs everyone and walks slowly up hill dancing

MY HILL

TK! my hill

-calls in the heavy from tf2, the sniper, medic, and engie.
has the engie make sentries lvl 3 and a telelporter route with a level 3 dispenser next to the sentry to hold the hill. sniper is behind him, pwning u all in the face. Heavy is sitting there eating sandvich as a meat shield for sentry. Medic is also healing heavy and shouting random *** things in german.-

MY HILL, DANKA DUMKOPFS!!!

Nein Kommandant.

I sit down and take a break with Junior.

Our hill!

UBER SOLDIER!! my hill

-TRANSFORMS INTO: DEMOMAN!!!!-

*flips up crotch armor, revealing a piece of paper with a smiley face on it, then shouts*

KA-BOOOOOOOM!

my hill.