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Toryin 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 1036 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 41 Location : K_Town
| Subject: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:15 am | |
| Hey everyone xD i figured i could send a pm to bronx and ask y he has not been on the new TS3 Server? or maybe i was gone too much!??!? Instead i figured i will post a lil thread in this topic (where else?) and we ALL could theorize on y our leader is Absent so much lately xD My Theory: Bronx Went to a Pizza Place to Get a Pie (as he got Tired of nasty Frozen Red Baron Pizza). while he was going to order , a dude with a pistol showed up trying to rob the place of its pizzas , when he heard that , he pulled one of his crazy moves that we all know and knifed the guy. THankfully for all eternitys the pizza place owner grants him free pizza for the rest of his life, so now all he does is eat Pizza and one day he got to the point where he was too fat to fit thru the door back outside , so the pizza place owner hooked em up and turned the Utilly Room in tho bronx own private pizza mashing place inside the pizza place, Rumors has it they might be gettin free wifi and we just might get to c our (BIG)Leader again . XD Whats your guesses? |
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Trister First Sergeant
Posts : 2966 Join date : 2011-05-02 Age : 48 Location : MA, USA
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:18 pm | |
| Nah, no, no, no. I think you have it somewhat wrong Toryin. I believe his toaster oven that he uses to cook his pizzas broke. He got so pissed off that he picked it up and slamed it on the ground, smashing it pieces. In frustration he dips into the donation jar, as it is in the yellow zone (see?), with intentions to replace it of course, to go out a buy another toaster.
Running by a pizza place he stops in and grabs a slice, as he just couldn't resist, and sits down on the crapper, pondering which toaster he should get while devouring his slice, nom nom nom. Finally making it to the store and selecting his toaster, the price came out to just over a few cents than what he had. Being the last toaster and now pissed off, he grabs his Samurai and in a blink of a eye, there's a head on the floor.
Arrested and arraigned, standing on the defendant side, he stands in court. The Judge asks, "So, how do you plea?". With a blank starring look, Bronx hesitates to answer. A moment later he opens his mouth and says, umm... ... ahh... .... hmmm.... Being in contempt for not answering the Judge's question, he gets thrown in jail until he can answer the question. Unfortunately that is all that comes out of his mouth and that's where he's been all this time. Sitting in a cell, telling himself, "it happens". |
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totalwarrior6780 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 6085 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Erebor
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:27 pm | |
| he fell down the toilet...and is slowly climbing out |
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killer_eng Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 431 Join date : 2011-04-04 Age : 29 Location : stem nc
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:31 pm | |
| he left us for monkey gamers caus ehtey told him they would give him pizza orrrr maybe he became what he ate that is pizza |
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Migam3r Sergeant
Posts : 106 Join date : 2011-06-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:15 pm | |
| I like Trister's version yea "it happens". lol |
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FlamingBear Staff Sergeant
Posts : 1694 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 26 Location : Fenton,Missouri
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:43 pm | |
| They both solid statements |
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metsman3.0 Sergeant
Posts : 908 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 27 Location : Some where in New York
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:58 pm | |
| Where is our glorious leader!? HE WENT WIDGHET ON US MAN! HE'S GONE MAN!!!
I nominate Ironbat as Supreme Commisar of the MEU and Baby Buffalos. |
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Reaction Private 1st Class
Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-10-18 Age : 26 Location : NJ, Camden, Voorhees
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:33 pm | |
| These theories are entertaining to read Even though I don't know Bronx well my theory is he decided to take a short break, simple but yet brilliant lol |
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thebronxbomber Colonel
Posts : 13055 Join date : 2009-07-23 Location : The Concrete Jungle
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:09 pm | |
| Moved since this isn't an loa. Hey I have been on the new server; I only get on when ironbats on |
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baskethoops88 Private 1st Class
Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-10-11 Age : 26 Location : Voorhees New Jersey
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:07 pm | |
| I think that just maybe he ate so much pizza he exploded.
R.I.P Bronx |
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Toryin 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 1036 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 41 Location : K_Town
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:44 pm | |
| - thebronxbomber wrote:
- Moved since this isn't an loa. Hey I have been on the new server; I only get on when ironbats on
So whats the deal with that , we aint worthy you join us , only when the baby buffalo is here? CRAP, whats with the new toaster?? the pizzas any better? |
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thebronxbomber Colonel
Posts : 13055 Join date : 2009-07-23 Location : The Concrete Jungle
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:48 pm | |
| I do like baby buffalo wing pizza in my toaster :3 |
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thebronxbomber Colonel
Posts : 13055 Join date : 2009-07-23 Location : The Concrete Jungle
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:52 pm | |
| BTw I broke my ankle this week so... |
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weras4213 Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 511 Join date : 2010-11-01 Age : 32 Location : Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:25 pm | |
| - thebronxbomber wrote:
- BTw I broke my ankle this week so...
Ouch |
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Toryin 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 1036 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 41 Location : K_Town
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:49 pm | |
| - thebronxbomber wrote:
- BTw I broke my ankle this week so...
Yeah you wrote something in TS yesterday abpit slipping on a cheetoh... :-/ hope you get well soon, too bad u did not come back after you went to go eat. |
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thebronxbomber Colonel
Posts : 13055 Join date : 2009-07-23 Location : The Concrete Jungle
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:11 pm | |
| lol i didnt really slip on a cheeto |
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ZenosyX Site Member
Posts : 85 Join date : 2011-05-14 Location : Sweden
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:23 pm | |
| lolwut? you broke something too recently? epic timing is epic O_o |
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thebronxbomber Colonel
Posts : 13055 Join date : 2009-07-23 Location : The Concrete Jungle
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:46 pm | |
| - ZenosyX wrote:
- lolwut? you broke something too recently? epic timing is epic O_o
I assume you broke something too? :O What was it? |
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quatic Corporal
Posts : 195 Join date : 2011-04-09 Age : 31 Location : combat zone
| Subject: Re: LOA BRONX :P Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:08 pm | |
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