Well, I was gonna come on and play today, saw everyone online, said a word or two in vent as I was logging into BF F2P. When I got a phone call. It was this hot x of mine. Apparently she was having a small car problem and a computer problem.

So I rushed to the save. Because I'm a game nerd. I work all day, come home, play games. Of course I'm gonna disappear at the first chance to spend some time with a girl *wink*wink*

So I fix her troubles. But as I finish she says shes bout to leave to go see a movie. Oh, well want me to tag along? Suuuuure. We go to the movies, I pay, we watch the movie. She uses my arm to keep her warm cuz she was in a short dress. We flirt around. Leave movie.

Get back to her place, we start messing around. Shes all like, "Whats wrong?" I'm like ,"I'm turned on." Shes like, "Why?" I'm like, "Your sexy" shes like, "Oh yeah." I'm like, "yeah." shes like, "you want me?" and I'm like, "Hellzzzz to the yeahz." We get to foolin then...

BAM! EPIC BLUE BALL MOMENT!

Shes all like, "I'm sorry, we can't. We shouldn't." Yadda yadda, I end up leaving, and here I sit before you, enraged....and so ends another chapter in the timeless novel-

EPIC MOMENTS IN BLUE BALL HISTORY

anyone else care to share a story? or am I the only one ALMOST getting any lol

And people complain about forum language.....

Thats why I put the warning caption. If your tempted to click on the title, then I think you already know what your about to read. And if you don't know the title, and read the warning, and STILL click it, not my fault. Just cause you give someone the option, doesn't make the option giver the one at fault

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TheIronBat wrote:

Thats why I put the warning caption. If your tempted to click on the title, then I think you already know what your about to read. And if you don't know the title, and read the warning, and STILL click it, not my fault. Just cause you give someone the option, doesn't make the option giver the one at fault

It has nothing to do with that I could care less. I just think it's garbage I have to censor myself around a bunch of 15 year olds when I know damn well they play, see, and hear it daily.

so....... yeah definitely guilty but he sooo deserved it!

15 year olds? lol, 15 year olds these days know far worse, A LOT WORSE. Hell, I knew a lot at 15. Or thought I did. If I'm in a far more public area, in person, around family people or something, I will be respectful. But on the internet anything I have to say isn't anywhere near as bad as what they can see and hear with one random google search

I know how you feel..besides the almost geitng laid part.. after doing all that S*** you should get a reward...

Meh did you at least get to 2nd base? XD

Oh yeah, 2nd base. but I've realized the more bases you get the worse it feels when you still don't get to home plate lol

See, this is why I like being a girl. No matter what you men think. You can wear the pants, but the girl ALWAYS controls the zipper!

Yeah, I've had a few c***-block moments. You women are masters at it. I think it's a natural instinct. Get that man to a certain point, drain some money, and get his hopes up. Then BAM. NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

At least you girls look really hot pretty much all the time, to make up for the c***-block moments. Looking is free, touching isn't, and you could end up with herpes...

I've had my share of these moments but I've pretty much reserved myself to the thought that I just literally can't afford a relationship right now and the fact that I know I'm not on the top of anyone's "list".

Trying to live on my own is hard enough, having to literally pay for someone else's entertainment only to...get blue balls..it's just too much.

try not to cry now iron, projekt

modernwarfare132 wrote:

try not to cry now iron, projekt

TheIronBat wrote:

Oh yeah, 2nd base. but I've realized the more bases you get the worse it feels when you still don't get to home plate lol

Meh yeah..

I just want to punch myself becouse my freind got to home... and he barely knows the girl...

I rarely get BBS (Blue Ball Syndrome)! Get yaselvs a girl, and get to know her. When shes up to it, then ya know, it works out!

lol. this one time me and my gf were getting down and dirty and right when I was putting on the bag her mom got home. Never dressed so fast in my life haha. But then we were left alone again and got a BJ... good enough hahaha <- that smiley guy looks baked btw haha