For I have created a way for man to walk on top of water!

Step 1) Get a bucket.

Step 2) Fill aforementioned bucket with the water you do not wish to walk upon.

Step 3) Find a shoe shaped mold.

Step 4) Fill the mold with the water that you have held in your bucket up until this point.

Step 5) Wait approximately 42 seconds, and then remove your newly formed water shoes from the mold.

Step 6) Use your water shoes to walk on the body of water of your choosing, gloating at any nearby civilians whose brains will explode from the shear amounts of awesome you are displaying by walking on a liquid.

It makes sense because water won't sink.

P.S. Don't let any communists know.

Care to do this yourself and take a video of it for our enjoyment and your embarrassment?

SuperShocky wrote:

Care to do this yourself and take a video of it for our enjoyment and your embarrassment?

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SuperShocky wrote:

Care to do this yourself and take a video of it for our enjoyment and your embarrassment?

i second this motion. now to poll the board
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approved. NOW DO IT

SuperShocky wrote:

Care to do this yourself and take a video of it for our enjoyment and your embarrassment?

Send me a camera crew, a spot on the Oprah Winfrey show, and an outfit to make me resemble Jesus and you've got yourself a deal.