Posts : 1270 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 27 Location : Milwaukee WI
Subject: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:55 pm
here are the funniest things ive said to my teacher xD
#1:can i get a raise (we get "money" for extra credit) #2 can you fist pump #3 can you terach me how to duggy
xD everytime i try to ask him a questions he like "if its to teach you how to duggy or fist pumping no"
A bipolar tree First Sergeant
Posts : 1084 Join date : 2010-04-05 Age : 29 Location : Norton, Ohio
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:07 pm
well I havent really sad anything funny to him recently, but you just reminded me of a video I found of my teacher from a few years ago before I had him:
modernwarfare132 First Sergeant
Posts : 1287 Join date : 2010-02-19 Age : 28 Location : Pennsylvainia, USA
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:51 pm
REALLY for your eyes only
i didnt do this, my friend -said this (and shes a girl) Mr. G, I want you to _________ my __________. (blank my blank)
GhostOps21 Sergeant Major
Posts : 1101 Join date : 2010-03-14 Age : 30 Location : Colorado
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:05 am
modernwarfare132 wrote:
REALLY for your eyes only
i didnt do this, my friend -said this (and shes a girl) Mr. G, I want you to _________ my __________. (blank my blank)
Haha, little racy there eh? I've had too many funny moments, but the best always come from teacher cooperation.
HartAttackKidd Master Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 1285 Join date : 2010-07-20 Age : 29 Location : West Virginia
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:09 am
T-Im going to call your mom!
Me- Tell Her I said Hi!
SlasherTeddy Private 1st Class
Posts : 78 Join date : 2010-12-14 Location : Ireland
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:28 pm
" This is bullshit , you're an asshole " Said that to my woodwork teacher , got suspended for a week and during that time finished Resident Evil 5 on Professional !
" Meanders form because Chuck Norris is standing in the rivers way . " Told that to my geography teacher
lordshogun First Sergeant
Posts : 2034 Join date : 2010-03-25 Age : 29 Location : BEHIND U YET INFRONT OF U
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:53 pm
the worst thing i said was to my female english teacher:Suck my balls B*****
it was cuz she didnt want to look at my paper so i got angry
was suspended till i said sorry to her
it took 2 weeks
duckondrugs Private 1st Class
Posts : 1418 Join date : 2010-03-23 Age : 27 Location : north-east england
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:57 pm
me to caretaker: so when was the last time u had a real job? caretaker:
Tommy Master Sergeant
Posts : 851 Join date : 2010-04-02 Age : 29 Location : Belguim
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:49 pm
We said to the teacher:
"Hey did you know "person X" Jizzed on his desk last night with 10peeps watching him"
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:58 pm
modernwarfare132 wrote:
REALLY for your eyes only
i didnt do this, my friend -said this (and shes a girl) Mr. G, I want you to _________ my __________. (blank my blank)
Sharpen meh pencil! No, lol, I'm sure that conversation got kinky. Love it when you don't expect the teacher to react in a positive way.
paisaman First Sergeant
Posts : 1784 Join date : 2010-02-12 Age : 29 Location : Bogota. Colombia
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:47 pm
Teacher: what are the european countries???
me: the countries that are inside europe????
teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm
me: yesh sir!!!
Tommy Master Sergeant
Posts : 851 Join date : 2010-04-02 Age : 29 Location : Belguim
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:48 pm
paisaman wrote:
Teacher: what are the european countries???
me: the countries that are inside europe????
teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm
me: yesh sir!!!
You sir, just won a prize for the most epic answer to this question.
duckondrugs Private 1st Class
Posts : 1418 Join date : 2010-03-23 Age : 27 Location : north-east england
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:19 pm
paisaman wrote:
Teacher: what are the european countries???
me: the countries that are inside europe????
teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm
me: yesh sir!!!
Sir State The Obvious has arrived
RJ_Whitlock_9mm Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 943 Join date : 2010-11-26 Age : 34 Location : Minnesota
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:25 pm
First day of IT Class the teacher told us if the cops ever came to your house and wanted to see your computer before they get there take out your hard drive and dispose of it. haha I thought that was interesting.
totalwarrior6780 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 6085 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Erebor
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:17 pm
So my ICT teacher is a ******
she phoned my mum and said I was rude and tried to blackmail me aswell
So in lesson
Teacher-Totalwarrior(me) Can you shutup or I will bring your mum in to take you home
Me- Can you shutup Please,My mum already knows your a crap teacher so theres no point embarrising yourself
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:20 pm
paisaman wrote:
Teacher: what are the european countries???
me: the countries that are inside europe????
teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm
me: yesh sir!!!
Paisa being paisa when needed.
Dragon_Fire1 Corporal
Posts : 94 Join date : 2011-03-13 Age : 30 Location : England
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:56 pm
Physics teacher: There is one thing physicists hate... Me: Chemists? Physics teacher: No, biologists, they don't understand how useless they are. (She knows I take biology)
onrAArno Corporal
Posts : 379 Join date : 2011-02-10 Age : 27 Location : The Netherlands
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:31 pm
Teacher: I want to hear NOTHING!
Me: Nothing!
Well that's not the funniest one but its the only one I remember
NC McKinney Private
Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-03-21
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:06 pm
gosh i get suspended every week at least im just so bad that way lol
flame211 Gunnery Sergeant
Posts : 1270 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 27 Location : Milwaukee WI
Subject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:17 pm
hahahahahaha havent checked this in a long time guys this is some funny S#$% xD
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