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LunchIsGood Master Sergeant
Posts : 1097 Join date : 2010-06-15 Age : 28 Location : An island in USA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:47 pm | |
| Unfortunately, that thing was a pencil. |
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Disturbed One Lance Corporal
Posts : 163 Join date : 2010-08-21 Age : 27 Location : Texas, United States
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:55 pm | |
| Fortunately, is was a super awesome magician pencil that granted wishes. |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:06 pm | |
| unFortunately the pencil genie was taken out by a headshot from the last remaining sniper |
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modernwarfare132 First Sergeant
Posts : 1287 Join date : 2010-02-19 Age : 28 Location : Pennsylvainia, USA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:09 pm | |
| fortunately the sniper was killed by the heli that is gonna pick him up |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:13 pm | |
| unfortunatly while celebration there kill the pilots shoe lace wraped around the rudder pedel sending them spinning to the ground |
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modernwarfare132 First Sergeant
Posts : 1287 Join date : 2010-02-19 Age : 28 Location : Pennsylvainia, USA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:14 pm | |
| fortunately the pilot survived |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:22 pm | |
| unfortunatly he was stricken by the guilt of his celebrating causing the death of his whole crew he shot him himself in the head |
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modernwarfare132 First Sergeant
Posts : 1287 Join date : 2010-02-19 Age : 28 Location : Pennsylvainia, USA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:26 pm | |
| fortunately the soldier found enough for for a month from the crash |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:34 pm | |
| while reading the instructions for the "enough" he found, the years of skipping school came back to haunt him. As he sat there alone ankle deep in mud and the remains of his fellow soilders he struggled to read and understand the complex diagrams. With a heavy heart he discards the enough that had the potential to save his life. |
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OptimooseSlime Lance Corporal
Posts : 15 Join date : 2010-11-18
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:43 pm | |
| Fortuantly, right at that moment, an atomic bomb exploded a few miles away, the radiation giving him super powers!... |
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modernwarfare132 First Sergeant
Posts : 1287 Join date : 2010-02-19 Age : 28 Location : Pennsylvainia, USA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:45 pm | |
| fortunately the directions are simple (ive used 'em) so your last post is VOID!! I ENDED THIS TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!111!!!! >:^D |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:06 pm | |
| ignoring moderns late post unfortunatly With every birth of a new superhero a super villian is born and the two engage in a battle of epic proportion |
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BragCargo63 Lance Corporal
Posts : 203 Join date : 2010-10-03 Age : 102 Location : Arden, Pennslvania
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:08 pm | |
| fortunatly the super villians only power is to spurt pickle juice from his armpit |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:13 pm | |
| unfortunatly the pickle juice hits his eyes blinding him giving pickle boy the perfect chance to strike our heros only week spot..............his third nipple |
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Disturbed One Lance Corporal
Posts : 163 Join date : 2010-08-21 Age : 27 Location : Texas, United States
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:29 pm | |
| But fortunately, the third nipple has a superpower of its own. It can anticipate attacks and shields itself in Titanium Alloy! |
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FTMBrushFire Site Member
Posts : 537 Join date : 2010-05-31 Location : Ft. Lewis, WA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:07 am | |
| unfortunately, pickle boys FOURTH nipple can shoot out titanium alloy melting purple drank. |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:37 am | |
| fortunatly prior to going to war are hero read the latest issue of new scientist whos leading story was the recent discovery of a purple drank resistant compound, which by sheer chance had been woven into the string vest given to him by his granny last christmas |
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| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:37 am | |
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totalwarrior6780 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 6085 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Erebor
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:57 am | |
| Fortanatly they were dent back to the 70s and the aliens one weaknedlss is hippies and. The hippies started killing all aliens to bring the peace back dude |
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FTMBrushFire Site Member
Posts : 537 Join date : 2010-05-31 Location : Ft. Lewis, WA
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:31 am | |
| Unfortunately, hippies don't kill.....anything......ever. |
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Taylorsux Staff Sergeant
Posts : 985 Join date : 2010-08-22 Age : 27 Location : On a horse.
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:15 am | |
| fortunatly, The russians came to save they day, and bombed the city!!!1!!1111!!! |
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totalwarrior6780 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 6085 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Erebor
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| Unfortanyly the bombs were duds and actually had toilet roll in |
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Taylorsux Staff Sergeant
Posts : 985 Join date : 2010-08-22 Age : 27 Location : On a horse.
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:53 pm | |
| fortunatly, they wanted to make it seem like duds to fool everyone, but the exposives were made to look like toilet paper! |
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sureshotrob Lance Corporal
Posts : 41 Join date : 2010-11-21 Age : 42 Location : Scotland, UK
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:58 pm | |
| unfoutunatly in there attempt to make the perfect toilet roll decoy bomb they had forgoten to include the explosive and had infact just made toilet roll. |
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totalwarrior6780 1st Lieutenant
Posts : 6085 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Erebor
| Subject: Re: Fortunately....unfortunately Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| Fortantly the toilet paper was extra absorbant and squashed the evil people |
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