Yo.

I’m General Zero,

Commander of the LOIK (Low Orbit Ion Cannon) SS. Destiny. I'm the XO commander of the 1st platoon. My duty (occupation in the company) is to nuke enemies we just don't want to bother our time with, (China, Russia, Japan, Aztec Mayas, Bronx etc.). Also i help out in the staff.(BORING, jk)

I assume a lot of you are wondering how come I’m a General when the leader is only a Major. Well, I'm in the special LOIK squad. That has 2 sergeants and a Leader (general) (me). Of course I take commands from the major, unless I have to decide if i should nuke before me coffee break (To enemies: DO NOT MAKE ME ANGRY WHEN IM IN MY COFFEE BREAK!)

As we don't want to use our LOIK on civilian cities, the two sergeants and me paratroop down, and do the assignment, we fight anywhere where we're in need. WE ARE THE LOIK SPECIAL FORCE.

I hope this answered your questions.

Me:
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hehe nice intro ^^